50 Shades of Grey T-shirt Roundup

You might love it or hate it, but Fifty Shades of Grey spent 69 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list, and the movie which comes out today will no doubt do very well at the Box Office. As of now it only has a 3.2 rating on IMDB which is beyond horrible, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be one of those movies where nobody will admit to watching it, but everyone will see it eventually. Mr. Gray will see you now.

The story is actually quite simple. It’s about this innocent young girl who goes to interview a handsome billionaire Christian Grey. They immediately get chemistry, but as far as he’s concerned, he needs to dominate in a relationship. She of course somehow tames him in the end and changes him from a monster into a nice guy.

You would think the movie is targeting people who like porn, or kids who want to sneak out and piss off their parents, but the books sold over 100 million copies and research showed that most of the readers were mothers over 30. My guess is that it inspires some deeper fantasies.

There’s a lot of people getting upset over this movie, but I say if you don’t like it, just don’t watch it. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. But if you do decide to see it, and you do like it, here’s some awesome 50 Shades of Grey t-shirts for you. Get one to show the world you’re not hiding, get one if you want to make your parents angry, or simply get one for the look on people’s faces. I’m sure they’ll all be asking themselves a bunch of dirty questions about you when they see you wearing it.