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ExploreThere is no doubt you love your significant other. But do you sometimes fear that he or she will bludgeon you to death while you’re sleeping?
OK, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit. But in most cases, you see all sides of the person you love. From your cute and cuddly snuggle bunny, to the ferocious tiger that wants to rip off somebody’s head for parking too close to their car. And maybe, just maybe, they can be a little passive/aggressive.
In order to placate your significant other, and to make sure they don’t take any future rages out on you, I suggest buying them a present. Forget candy and flowers. How about a shirt that taps into their passive aggressive side. Our friends at TeeTurtle have some great ones.
To you, the most important person in your life is as adorable as a cute little kitty. But when you turn out the lights, you fear you may may find the grim reaper waiting for you instead:
OK, perhaps that is a little harsh. When relationships begin, you find yourself doing whatever you can to please the other: dishes, eating Vegan, putting the toilet seat down. You both made the other feel like the queen bee:
But after a few months, many give up trying to please the other. Dishes remain in the sink, hamburgers are eaten and horrible things have happened to that toilet seat.
When you first started your cohabitation, you’d spend mornings in bed… TALKING! And now you’re both like:
Or maybe your… oh wait, I still can’t talk yet…
Or maybe your significant other is just a disaster waiting to happen. They may be as cute and cuddly as a bunny to you, but you’re pretty certain their spirit animal is a bunny running with two chainsaws:
Back to what happens when the lights go out… no after that. After spooning and the two of you have fallen asleep. Are you sure that your other half is asleep the entire time you are? Because you never know what they could be up to while you’re in dreamland:
Maybe you wouldn’t be surprised if you woke up to go to the bathroom and found this:
And even when you are angry with each other, nobody else looks so cute and cuddly.
Though you have no doubt that if you cross the line, there will be some major push back. No matter how cute they look.
But at the end of the day, no matter how twisted you think the other one is, you’re happy that two such strange souls were lucky enough to find each other on this crazy planet.
