21 Halloween Shirts to Cute-ify (or Traumatize) Your Toddler

by on Oct 20, 2016

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21 Halloween Shirts for Toddlers

For some of us, it’s hard to imagine that most people think Halloween is a holiday for kids. Yeah, it’s cute to see them in their costumes and coming to beg for candy, but then it’s time for the adults to party, right? Fine, I’ll share my favorite day of the year with the wee ones. But if you love Halloween as much as I do and want to celebrate the season with your toddler, here’s some ideas for shirts to show them off in.

Extra 22th t-shirt, our favorite, first in the list, Lil’ Sucka!

Certainly there is no doubt that your kid will be the cutest this Halloween. If he or she is your little pumpkin:

Or your little sweetie:

Or, in some cases, your little monster:

Speaking of monsters, you can adorn your toddler in cute versions of everybody’s favorite monsters:

If, by chance, your kid is a little sucker:

Or dress ’em up in the look of other Halloween traditions:

Some shirts are sure to make others go “Awwwwwwwww…..”


(hehehe, monkey!)

And there has to be at least one entry from Hello Kitty:

You could teach your child early how to be a slacker:

Hey, these little people can be your own personal billboards. Let them send a message to the world you (or, perhaps, a dire warning):

And for sing-along time:

That reminds me, there’s a new “classic” holiday monster that all kids should be familiar with from an early age… Jack!

At an early age, you should teach your children to stand up to bullies, regardless if they’re dead or undead.

If you want to give your child something to tell their therapist in the future, put them in this shirt:

Of course it’ll mean that your kid is so cute you wouldn’t want to cover their adorable mug with a mask.

Besides disturbing your child, you can disturb your in-laws and those uptight neighbors by parading your toddler in this shirt:

If child protective services have not paid a visit to you yet, then why not push the envelope further. They’re going to have to learn about psycho killers someday…

With shirts like these, you’ll have plenty to scream about this season.

Your kids will either be talked about for being so cute, or you’ll be talked about for being such deranged parents. Keep on trick or treating!

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