Die Hard – Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho
It’s festive. It’s aggressive. It’s from one of the best action films made. In case you’re not familiar… wait, you haven’t seen Die Hard? Stop everything and watch it now. Welcome back. This is from the scene where the tide turns for Bruce Willis. When you wear a T-shirt like this, the tide of your life turns. Don’t wear it to school, though. The sense of humor around guns on campus is slim these days.
Heathers – Big Fun
In the ’80s hit, Heathers, the faux-band Big Fun received mad rotation on the radio. There was a real band by the same name in the U.K., but they didn’t write the hit song “Teenage Suicide (Don’t Do It),” also fake. Rock the Big Fun T-shirt to show you know what teen angst was all about in the ’80s.
Real Genius – I ♥ Toxic Waste
Few remember a world where Val Kilmer was still cool. Before Batman, there was a humble version of him we all wanted to either emulate or make out with. He was charming. He was funny. He had hair. Check out Real Genius if nothing else for the scenes where God tells to Kent to enter the house that’s about to explode with popcorn cooked from a laser. Yeah, that happens. Then you can wear this T-shirt like a boss.