Rocky – Win “Rocky” Win
There’s a lot going on with this T-shirt. First, you’ve got the nonsensical quotation marks that imply Rocky’s name is a sarcastic joke. The second thing is, he’s Rocky. It’s a shirt on the guy for whom the movie is named; so meta. We all know how it ends. You win when you wear the Win “Rocky” Win shirt. Go sleeveless or go home.
Flash Gordon – Flash
Talk about shameless self promotion. Flash Gordon is getting up there in years, but what the movie was about is still relevant. One man must save us all. This before Twitter. Once upon a time, a T-shirt with your name was the hashtag of its day. Download the Tenacious D version of the theme song to play in your headphones while you wear this T-shirt.
Shaun Of The Dead – I Got Wood
It’s not just a double-entendre. Wood is what Nick Frost’s character uses to take out zombies. The layers built into wearing this shirt will escape most people, but you’ll know what you’re about. Do yourself a favor and don’t walk around with weaponry while you wear it. Police frown on this sort of thing.