Since the election (and those darns politicians with all their politics), tensions have been running high. For many, it looks like the future is bleak and the world is against them. For others, the country’s destiny is murky at best and all these backwards thinkers are sending the “best-laid plans of mice and men” awry. In other words, everyone is messing everything up. And still for other people, building this border wall is going to be a whole lot more difficult than you imagined and the Democrats and media are being really mean (sorry Donald, it happens to all of us). So we could all use something to lift our spirits and keep us going. But really, are we just going to stumble upon some rainbows and unicorns and super awesome shirts or something? That is exactly what is going to happen!
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Teeturtle packs enough sizes for everyone, and they ensure that their tees are made from only the highest quality of materials. Plus their exchange and return process is super easy, so you never have to worry about getting it all right the first time. But maybe you always worry and it is tough for you to stay calm about so many fantastic t-shirts. Well, their customer service is amazing, and they are always just a phone call away for all of your shirt-related rants.
Do you want to support your favorite Marvel superhero? Done.
Do you miss the funny Saturday cartoons of your youth? Teeturtle has got you covered.
Are you preparing for the end of days, and do you want a t-shirt to reflect your apocalyptic preparations? Believe it or not, Teeturtle has that too.
You seem way overworked! Is the weather getting to you? Are you dreading that family dinner tonight? What about the deteriorating socioeconomic situation of Yemen? Either way, you deserve some rest. Take a break, get a tan, and check out some more Teeturtle unicorn and rainbow t-shirts.
Written by Parco
Sound addict, word enthusiast, and ardent advocate of the Oxford comma.