8 Parody Star Wars Twitter Accounts

1. Kylo Trump

We’re gonna build a wall, and Jakku is gonna pay for it!

The book of Sith. Wow, what a book, right? I’ve read it all the time.

— Kylo Trump (@kylo_trump) January 21, 2016

I’ll be a terrific Dark Lord Of The Sith. We’ll make this galaxy great again. pic.twitter.com/zjMjXxLnV7

— Kylo Trump (@kylo_trump) December 23, 2015

Record crowds at my speech on the First Order’s yuge new battlestation! Join me in making this galaxy great again! pic.twitter.com/vbJykt19ro

— Kylo Trump (@kylo_trump) January 21, 2016

2. Depressed Darth

I am your father.

When you realize how far away Episode VIII is https://t.co/nTt5RQfbYj

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) January 21, 2016

I hate the winter https://t.co/SDUPfeSZ6M

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) January 21, 2016

I’m so sad and lonely

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) January 21, 2016

3. Arrogant BB8

I’m the best thing from the new Star Wars movie and you know it.

*gets invited to a party that you weren’t* *beeps about it in front of you*

— Arrogant BB8 (@ArrogantBB8) January 18, 2016

*acts like he doesn’t know how to calculate 18 percent for a tip even though he basically is a calculator*

— Arrogant BB8 (@ArrogantBB8) January 16, 2016

*doesn’t RSVP for your wedding* *shows up anyway* *doesn’t bring a gift*

— Arrogant BB8 (@ArrogantBB8) January 11, 2016

4. General Organa

Not as emo as my kid or as whiny as my brother or as psychotic as my dad. Han and I should have gone to @PPFA for birth control. The original, since 2009.

Han: I’m in the mood. Are you in the mood? Leia: I’m not in the mood. Han: Use the Force. Leia: That’s not how the Force works.

— General Organa (@Leia_Organa) January 15, 2016

When you find out about Episode VIII pic.twitter.com/QX7EToNAcS

— General Organa (@Leia_Organa) January 20, 2016

Finn I need to know how this happened. pic.twitter.com/sCyZebHst4

— General Organa (@Leia_Organa) January 18, 2016

5. Han Solo’s Ghost

The afterlife is boring. I try to entertain myself with Star Wars jokes and by haunting Earth dwellers.

1,000,000 Retweets will bring me back to life. You have my promise as the galaxy’s greatest smuggler.

— Han Solo’s Ghost (@Hanfromthegrave) January 11, 2016

When your gf asks you if buying more Star Wars toys will help you feel better about the Episode 8 date change. pic.twitter.com/3enFzO1SYt

— Han Solo’s Ghost (@Hanfromthegrave) January 21, 2016

I’m really starting to regret the upper back tattoo I got last week. It says: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Wrath of Han May 26, 2017 #FML

— Han Solo’s Ghost (@Hanfromthegrave) January 20, 2016

6. Bad Father Han Solo

My son Ben is fifty shades of disappointing.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog “Kylo.”

— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) December 26, 2015

What Darth Vader’s melted head is REALLY saying to my emo son. pic.twitter.com/3RN0FG4jZi

— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) January 21, 2016

“Look, Master Luke. It’s Kylo Ren. And he’s crying. Typical.” pic.twitter.com/7aTCtZYea5

— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) January 21, 2016

7. Very Lonely Luke

I’m a hermit. I live by myself on this water planet. I don’t need people. Really, I’m fine. Please don’t leave me.

Hoth wasn’t my choice for a base But Leia thought we could flip that icy dump for a profit We wasted so much money on granite countertops

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 21, 2016

My dad didn’t seem that surprised to find out he had 2 kids I wonder if I have any other siblings The Force is no substitute for a condom.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 20, 2016

When I feel lonely, I look up at the moon. I think of all the people seeing what I’m seeing. All 0 of them. Then I feel 100 times worse.

— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 20, 2016