Well, she did it. She finally did it. Hillary Clinton is the 2016 Democratic nominee for President of the United States of America.
Although she has her haters (we’re looking at you Donald), she is a prominent though worn face across politics and across the country. She has endured through scandal after scandal, and somehow her campaign is still going strong with no signs of stopping. And though she’s got pretty stiff competition from President John Quincy Adams (secretary of state, senator, congressman, U.S. ambassador to four different countries, and son of Founding Father John Adams), she has been declared by her supporters as the most qualified candidate in all of history. And in the very least, Bill would be the most qualified First Husband in all of history. Endorsed by thirteen prestigious former and current heads of state from across the world as well as Ellen DeGeneres and 2 Chainz, Clinton is one of the most recognizable and most discussed names in the world. And she is only getting started.
But despite her remarkable recent success, some people just refuse to forget her scandalous past.
No matter what happened decades ago, Hillary is basically a modern day Wonder Woman (with more wrinkles and a bigger following).
But early on, it looked like the feud between Bernie and Hillary could create a bitter divide between Democrats across the nation. He was tapping into that millennial vote that she so desperately needed, and fists were nearly thrown.
However, Clinton eventually came out victorious, and he is openly endorsing her. Some of his followers are refusing to cross the line back to the establishment, but for most, the “bern” is cooling off.
Over the many months on the campaign trail, Clinton has opened up to voters, exposing herself to the public. She’s been showing off her party side,
revealing her many faces,
and adding her signature flair to it all.
And just recently, she announced her running mate: former mayor, governor, and senator Tim Kaine!
But of course, we can’t forget her other right-hand man: former President Bill Clinton.
Even though many Americans feel like they know everything about her, there may be some tidbits you didn’t realize. For example, she absolutely loves Star Wars.
Not only that, but she also cannot get enough of cats.
And she has always only dreamed of one thing… being a centaur!
Well actually, make that two things: being a centaur and complete and total control of American politics.
And apparently, a lot of people are on board with that second one. Like a lot of people, and you can be one of them too.
So look past all the other celebrities and politicians out there, and think about what Hillary Clinton can (or maybe can’t) do for America…
…because she’s in the big game, and it feels like she’s still got an ace or two up her sleeve.
Now go out there, and take advantage of your freedom of speech with these awesome t-shirts! (And obviously don’t forget to vote in November!)
Written by Parco
Sound addict, word enthusiast, and ardent advocate of the Oxford comma.