Ugly Little Spud T-Shirt

"Come in, Ray." "Venkman! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!" "It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me." "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?" "I think he can hear you, Ray." "Don't move -- it won't hurt you!" "Aaaaaaaaggghhhhh!" "Venkman! Pete! Venkman, what happened -- are you okay?" "He slimed me." "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?"